(Studio Concept Art)
Desperately Seeking Mystery Shark
A transvestite, Tom Cruise, frantically hits the dating scene sadly ending the life of
a reguntable ex-girlfriend (Kirsten Dunst), who seeks comfort from her lesbian lover.
Their lives change drastically when the parking nazi, played
by the eccentric Gene Hackman, intervenes.
This chick flick could only be directed by Terry Gilliam and cobbled together from a music video.
Aiming for a PG-13 rating.