(Early Poster Design)
Chronicles of Death
A claustrophobic coal miner, Jack Nicholson, forgets his own birthday despite lusting for
a frustrated soul singing diva (Jessica Simpson), who always gets what she wants.
Their lives change drastically when the parking nazi, played
by the gripping Danny Devito, intervenes.
This puppet adventure could only be directed by Sam Raimi and cobbled together from a best selling novel.
Aiming for an inconceivable G rating.
