(Artist's Conceptual Drawing)
The Green Soldiers
Jack Nicholson, commitment-averse man, finds himself in a predicament when he frantically hits the dating scene. Then he teams up with the silent James Gandolfini as the 3rd grade teacher, while having an eye for a dishonest sorority girl, played by Rose McGowan.
Stolen from a French play.
Directed by Terry Gilliam.
Unfortunately, we'll only ever get a PG rating.