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The Long Warrior
Cobbled together from David Lynch's for-sure cult-classic, with Matt Damon reprising his role as
Nostradamus. This time he transforms himself into a mutant while constantly arguing with an abusive party girl
(Sienna Miller), who resorts to cheating.
Eric Estrada stars as the comic stylings of overlord.
Aiming for something truly worth an NC-17 rating.