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Chronicles of Death
(3.12)
A claustrophobic coal miner, Jack Nicholson, forgets his own birthday despite lusting for a frustrated soul singing...
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Man Dracula
(3.12)
An inventive broke investment banker's resemblance to Will Smith proves to be a mixed blessing when he runs a barber...
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Deep Blue Narnia
(3.12)
A martial arts adventure of Kristin Kreuk, an adventurous gypsy who finds herself and her friends pursued by a long...
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20,000 Leagues Under the Blood
(3.12)
Gripping suspense thriller of a mad scientist, played by Matt Damon, who undergoes an accelerated transformation into a...
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The Bourne of the Corn
(3.12)
A sensitive parking nazi's resemblance to Patrick Dempsey proves to be a mixed blessing when he is transformed by an...
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Fatal Future
(3.12)
A unmotivated long-lost and destructive twin's resemblance to Patrick Dempsey proves to be a mixed blessing when he...
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Fried Green Pimp
(3.11)
Alec Baldwin, a drug smuggler, finds himself in a predicament when he holds the fate of all humanity in his hands. Then...
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Dark Ninja
(3.11)
A creature feature of a fruity fashion designer, played by Michael Douglas, who is forced to interrupt his life of...
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I Know What Team
(3.11)
Based on Guillermo del Toro's futuristic remake, with Tim Robbins reprising his role as George Washington. This time he...
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Man Seven
(3.11)
Taut adaptation of Wes Craven's community bulletin board, with Ben Kingsley reprising his role as a cannibal, this time...
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Die and the Temple of Doom
(3.11)
Taut adaptation of John Woo's memoirs of a geisha, with Gary Oldman reprising his role as a downed pilot, this time he...
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Terminal an Axe Murderer
(3.11)
A classic yarn of a giant lizard, played by Johnny Depp, who begins polluting the environment and shacks up with Devon...
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Fatal Warrior
(3.10)
A lead singer in a rock band (Val Kilmer), lays seige on Troy while being constantly thwarted by an abrasive wife...
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The Last Still
(3.10)
An action remake of a jilted photographer, played by Mark Wahlberg, who searches for clues to his past motivating the...
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All Quiet Warrior
(3.10)
Johnny Depp, a dead beat dad, finds himself in a predicament when he takes a neighbor's pet hostage. Then he teams up...
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Fried Green Fargo
(3.10)
Kevin Bacon slides into his third romantic comedy as a racecar driver, who holds the fate of all humanity in his hands...
